selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via twopiecesofa-brokenheart)

meladoodle:

*throws coins at strippers really hard*

(via awkward-at-best)

frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

(via iamthewhitegirl)

son-of-the-liberty:

(Source: peterpansflight, via thats-so-meme)

kouharens:

IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE„,

(via no-coincidencee)